That's not gone well.

Tessa, 20, California, part turtle, part biology student. I enjoy silly things and the internet. I like Muse. ಠ_ಠ

"Good God, Get A Grip Girl. You're a dude in a wig."
-Latrice Royale, my queen
May 31 '12
lifecrystals:

recursivefaceplant:

anedumacation:

daskannnichtsein:

badcgijosh:

Well that’s because calling his stories complex is quite frankly letting him off too easily - there’s a difference between complex and deliberately inscrutable
See Steven Moffat subscribes to a school of writing previously made famous by JJ Abrams and the rest of the dinguses who wrote Lost in that he understands that being deliberately obtuse about your plot is a cheap and effective way to make people watch your dumb show
I really hate to be that guy singing Russel T Davies’ praises right now because, as Last of the Time Lords, Journey’s End and The End of Time effectively demonstrate, good god is he by no means a perfect writer
But! But but but butt butte he understood that a good story is a good story and that good characters make you care about that good story and what Moffat does instead is beat you about the ears with the same stupid unanswerable questions in an effort to hold you hostage and show up for next week’s episode - and they’re not unanswerable due to complexity, they’re unanswerable because there’s no fucking way you’d know the answer to those questions. What are the Silence? How does River Song know The Doctor? What’s The Doctor’s real name? I don’t feel like watching Sherlock so I can include a Sherlock related question in this list I’m riffing?
There’s a point in all this, I’ll get to it right now
It’s this: if you’ve been paying attention to Steven Moffat’s style of writing you’d have known for ages leading up to this headline that he has no respect for his audience
He’s not a master of “mind-fuck”, he’s a master of “hahaha fuck you”

The more I read about Moffat, the more of a pretentious fuckwad he seems to be.

I hate that Moffat is making it so fucking difficult for people like me to defend him
Its getting harder to shut my brain off and just scream “but season five! season fiiiiiveee!!!” when he verbally shits all over the place.

This right here. Being inscrutable != complex story-telling.

People who think insulting their audience is a good way to increase viewership are “presumably fairly stupid.”

your plots aren’t complex, they’re lazy and sexist, and don’t make any sense.
season five was entertaining, but six just makes me roll my eyes.
except for the neil gaiman epsiode. that one was awesome.

lifecrystals:

recursivefaceplant:

anedumacation:

daskannnichtsein:

badcgijosh:

Well that’s because calling his stories complex is quite frankly letting him off too easily - there’s a difference between complex and deliberately inscrutable

See Steven Moffat subscribes to a school of writing previously made famous by JJ Abrams and the rest of the dinguses who wrote Lost in that he understands that being deliberately obtuse about your plot is a cheap and effective way to make people watch your dumb show

I really hate to be that guy singing Russel T Davies’ praises right now because, as Last of the Time Lords, Journey’s End and The End of Time effectively demonstrate, good god is he by no means a perfect writer

But! But but but butt butte he understood that a good story is a good story and that good characters make you care about that good story and what Moffat does instead is beat you about the ears with the same stupid unanswerable questions in an effort to hold you hostage and show up for next week’s episode - and they’re not unanswerable due to complexity, they’re unanswerable because there’s no fucking way you’d know the answer to those questions. What are the Silence? How does River Song know The Doctor? What’s The Doctor’s real name? I don’t feel like watching Sherlock so I can include a Sherlock related question in this list I’m riffing?

There’s a point in all this, I’ll get to it right now

It’s this: if you’ve been paying attention to Steven Moffat’s style of writing you’d have known for ages leading up to this headline that he has no respect for his audience

He’s not a master of “mind-fuck”, he’s a master of “hahaha fuck you”

The more I read about Moffat, the more of a pretentious fuckwad he seems to be.

I hate that Moffat is making it so fucking difficult for people like me to defend him

Its getting harder to shut my brain off and just scream “but season five! season fiiiiiveee!!!” when he verbally shits all over the place.

This right here. Being inscrutable != complex story-telling.

People who think insulting their audience is a good way to increase viewership are “presumably fairly stupid.”

your plots aren’t complex, they’re lazy and sexist, and don’t make any sense.

season five was entertaining, but six just makes me roll my eyes.

except for the neil gaiman epsiode. that one was awesome.

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May 31 '12

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May 31 '12

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May 31 '12

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May 30 '12
Justin Bieber - Boyfriend
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raiseusfromperdition:

Justin Bieber- Boyfriend

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May 30 '12
jollyandy:

It’s called swagbending.

jollyandy:

It’s called swagbending.

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May 30 '12

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May 30 '12
capturingtheeras:

Jane Eyre (2006)

capturingtheeras:

Jane Eyre (2006)

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May 29 '12
hiorion:

shooting-stetsons:

hiorion:

shooting-stetsons:

hiorion:

yukishiido:

this is so cute but
seriously check your grammar please please please
there is a difference between “affect” and “effect”

do you realize you’re correcting the grammar of a dog

do you realize dogs can’t actually write or verbalize opinions

do you realize joke

do you realize double joke

oh snap do you realize triple joke

hiorion:

shooting-stetsons:

hiorion:

shooting-stetsons:

hiorion:

yukishiido:

this is so cute but

seriously check your grammar please please please

there is a difference between “affect” and “effect”

do you realize you’re correcting the grammar of a dog

do you realize dogs can’t actually write or verbalize opinions

do you realize joke

do you realize double joke

oh snap do you realize triple joke

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May 28 '12
solusn:

another print for fanime

i bought this print and i got a FREE KORRA BUTTON.
HAPPPPPY

solusn:

another print for fanime

i bought this print and i got a FREE KORRA BUTTON.

HAPPPPPY

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May 28 '12
sparksel:

viivus:

“Those people, in the portrait. They look so…familiar.”

OH MY GOD PERFECTION

Goddddddddd this is pretty great

sparksel:

viivus:

“Those people, in the portrait. They look so…familiar.

OH MY GOD PERFECTION

Goddddddddd this is pretty great

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May 28 '12
thekorraspondent:

amon, you may be SLIGHTLY outnumbered

thekorraspondent:

amon, you may be SLIGHTLY outnumbered

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May 28 '12

reblogging for melanie. you’re welcome.

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May 28 '12
thekorraspondent:

bolin finally finds someone who appreciates him

this bolin was super nice and super cute

thekorraspondent:

bolin finally finds someone who appreciates him

this bolin was super nice and super cute

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May 27 '12
  • Mr Darcy: So what do you recommend? To encourage affection.
  • Elizabeth: Dancing, even if ones partner is barely tolerable.
  • Me: OHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP OH SNAP OH SNAP AHAHAAHHAHAHA BUUUURN YOU JUST GOT OWNED OH MY GOD SHE GOT YOU SO GOOD OH MAN OH MAN

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